if you have any jokes about anything u can put them down here

u hear bout that boy in atlanta,

 he was born without eyelids they circumcised him and put the skin on his eyes.  hes alright now but hes jusk a little cock eyed

why did michael jackson go to k-mart

he saw a sign that said boys pants half off

whats white made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with

michael jackson

a little boy and his grampa wer ridin down the road, grampa reached in his pocket got a cigar lit it and took him a big puff, little boy asked his grampa if he could have a cigar, grampa said can ya dick touch ya asshole. little boy said naw sir it can't. grampa said well then u cant have one. next day they were sitin on the porch, grampa reach in his pocket got em a old chew, again little boy asked, grampa can i have a chew a tobacca, once again grampa said can ya dick touch ya asshole. little boy said no sir it can't, so grampa said he couldn't have one.  well that next day the little boy was sitin on the porch eaten some cookies. grampa said can i have some cookies, little looked at him and said can ya dick touch ya asshole. grampa said well yes sir it can. little boy said then go fuck urself grama made me these cookies

ok this one is a little bad lol

Lay's is coming out with a new chip "semen flavor". they will be marketed as "diet chips" because 98% of women spit it out.